Patty, 22, Melbourne-based TV nerd. I go for days without talking to anyone, and it's just downhill from there.

So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

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“I was totally geeky. But when you reach the age of 17 or 18, you move on and discover sex and drugs and rock’n’roll…I had a huge collection of Doctor Who books, autographs and pictures, but I threw them all away to go and drink lager and eat curries. That was silly, wasn’t it? I wish I’d known that one day the geek would inherit the Earth.”

He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And… he’s wonderful. 


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